Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 21, 2024

Now it’s “shill” life.

I think he’s about create an involuntary abstract on the canvas.

Now it’s time for Mr. Bean to “inspire” and draw a banana…

When everybody else asks “what bread, wine, & cheese?” you’ll have your answer.

The class was scheduled before lunch. It should have been after.

Those weren’t snacks for everyone?

Whadya means there ain’t no free snacks. Only reason me here for steenky arts class is for free snacks.

Never paint on an empty stomach

I pity the people sitting behind him

I used to go to the graduate school afternoon colloquium, all the cookies you could eat for a nickel. I think the professors were subsidizing in the hope of broadening our minds.

Starving artists, doncha know.

They’ll need to pivot – nude painting.

The joke’s on him, they were wax props.

He couldn’t help it, he’s a starving artist.

That beginner had begging innards.