Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 21, 2024

You could break the sled.

Is your chimney frozen shut?

They won’t suffocate from CO-poisoning for sure…

At about ten or eleven, lived in a two story house. Games of “follow the leader” involved running upstairs, escaping through second story window onto porch roof and jumping to the ground. Also, shinning up one tree, swinging by rope to another tree. At 75, I have a coffee mug that says, “When I look back on my life—I wonder why I’m still alive.”

Often said in tandem with ‘hold my beer and watch this’.

In Texas we didn’t get enough snow for this, but we did attempt the umbrella “parachute” off the garage roof. The folks were none too happy about the ruined umbrellas.

I can think of a whole lot of things that could go wrong!

Do you really want me to answer that?

that phrase is nearly always followed by catastrophe

The doctor could mess up in setting all the different broken bones for starters…….

So many things could go wrong lol!

At least he gave it some thought, but he get his answer soon.

In 7th grade in North Dakota we could go out the window of the second floor onto the garage and jump into the snow drifts. Such fun, wish I could still do such.

911….what is your emergency?