Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 25, 2024

Just wait until the day after St Patrick’s Day, when the 4th of July stuff goes on display.

And he can coast until Halloween.

There’s plenty of Easter candy at my local stores already.

Go to the shelves in the back by the store by the employees only doors, they sometimes have leftover candy that is on the verge of expiring at steep discounts.

Your lights never come down.

You can get Valentine’s Candy half price.

So we can expect Ralph to be humming “It’s the most wonderful time of the year”?

My Christmas lights are still up. Kinda hard to take them down when you can’t get your left shoe on, and your left wrist is broken and in a cast. Two more weeks.

My wife bums out on July 5th…“Christmas will be here before we know it!”

Nothing new! By the time the holiday rolls around the candy is so stale…Ewww

Transitions…

Get your happiness where you can find it!

Christmas lights are down, and the Easter stuff was on shelves February 15th. We have Easter early this year. I expect the 4th of July decorations to be out before March 29th, which is going to be Good Friday.

The Easter candy is actually candy rebranded from Valentine’s Day

Mmmm! Peeps are back! I used to devour that stuff… (which might explain why my next step is dentures!)

One year, the snow was so high, they didn’t come down till April!!

and there is still leftover Valentine chocolate on sale !

And this is trip #1 for Easter candy, can’t let them peeps get stale.

Here it is St Paddy’s Day, Easter, then Mother’s day (DON’T FORGET or your wife will make your life a living Hell. lol ), then Canada Day.

Don’t forget leftover Valentine’s candy

And Valentine’s chocolate is on clearance.