Strange Brew by John Deering for January 27, 2024

A primitive bear, too — see how the paper comes down from the back of the roll?

So long as he doesn’t track it on his claws when leaving, ah, leaving, eh er, the woods?

That’s BS

Is that Charmin we see there?

In the sporting goods store here they switched to camo toilet paper because too many hunters were being mistaken for white-tailed deer.

Enjoy the go…

When the honey is dry

Days are cold

Into the woods a bear must go

—moe.

I am curious as to how they got the roll on the 2-pronged branch.

A diversion. The Pope is behind you.

I never actually considered the question, “does a bear wipe in the woods?”

A bear bidet would probably be too much to expect.

Must be a roll of Charmin.

Shouldn’t it be bare sign ? … and do tell me how you got the roll on the branch.

that’d better be charmin

You guys better scat.

Does answer the age old question…

Must be the Charmin family bears who bare it all!

It’s gotta be the same cartoon physics you see in animated cartoons.

Walking through a remote forest, I came upon a heaping pile of dung, still steaming. That’s as close as I want to get.

They unrolled it from the paper tube and rerolled it onto the branch.

Not for bears. Bears would know how to put the roll on the branch the correct way.

Not very sporting if you ask me to shoot a bear when he is relieving himself.