Herman by Jim Unger for January 30, 2024

Hamsters don’t have long lives. Hmmmm.

She’s a keeper!

Bag of bones

Bit listless, isn’t he?

Gladys was always nervous on her first date. Instead of a “Glass Menagerie,” she had this creepy “Mummy Menagerie” that could not resist showing to possible suitors.

So, Marvin might be up to 5 years old.

She’s showing him the future

This hamster is no more, it has ceased to be, it is bereft of life, it rests in peace, this is an ex-hamster!

Run!

My brother-in-law brought over his fiancee to meet us. She brought her hamster with her and kept it on her lap most of the evening.

Being as hamsters live about two years, I’d say that this is a red flag.

Edible. Do Hampsters get tough with age?

She’s just being cagey.

All I see is a lump of carbon…

I hope she doesn’t have more marriages than that!!!

The first time I read the caption, I thought the hamster’s name was Marvin. ;-D

She just couldn’t part with Marvin…

From her first marriage? How many hamsters does she have?

Something is definitely not right with his head.

At least it’s not the ex-husband.