The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 03, 2024

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    BigBoy  10 months ago

    Only a Genie outlives a Twinkie

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    rekam Premium Member 10 months ago

    Be careful what you wish for.

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    as a bonus, you get cream filling! At least Twinkies aren’t banana flavored any more…

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 months ago

    With immortality, you want health and youth to be permanent as well.

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    Binky  10 months ago

    Too funny

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    PaulLeckner  10 months ago

    It’s true!

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    ekke  10 months ago

    He may have already been a twinkie; the genie was just given an obvious solution!

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    Ubintold  10 months ago

    He could have turned him into fruitcake. They hang around a pretty long time.

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    Amerind saying, “Only the rocks live forever.”

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    lopaka  10 months ago

    He won’t last long if RJ gets hold of him

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    bigger Nate  10 months ago

    I thought he was going to turn him into Keith Richards

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    In 2,000 years he’ll have quite a comedy act.

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    Turn him into a spore. According to Wikipedia, “…spores from salt deposits in New Mexico have been revived after 250 million years…” (https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms).

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Now put him in an embarrassing video and post it. Eternity GUARANTEED!!

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Wow, that takes the cake!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 10 months ago

    There’s always a catch!

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    Hoosier Guy  10 months ago

    “People want to live forever, but then they complain about boredom about nothing to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon.”

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    Twinkies used to be delicious

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    My First Premium Member 10 months ago

    Or a cockroach. They can even survive a nuclear bomb.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 10 months ago

    So-o-o-o Twinkies last forever? Are they real food?

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    “Live”

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    fjc007  10 months ago

    The genie could also have turned him into a McDonald’s french fry.

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    Amra Leo  10 months ago

    And there ya go…

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    lv2sew  10 months ago

    James Dewar invented the Twinkie. Had to look it up.

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    “I ate a twenty year-old Twinkie!”

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=KaMKia2ZMGY

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    oish  10 months ago

    Hopefully he figures out how to get off the planet before all life becomes extinct in 250 million years or enveloped by our sun turned red giant in 7 billion years

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    Chris  10 months ago

    well… don’t be anywhere near someone who enjoys those or that forever thing is gonna end real quick… :g

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    wongo  10 months ago

    Who the heck would want to live forever in this screwed up world?

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    LOL!

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Very funny!

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    patlaborvi  10 months ago

    “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.”

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    jel354  10 months ago

    FAME!!!

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    johnschutt  10 months ago

    You will. The only question is, “Where?”

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    paranormal  10 months ago

    Shoulda been a fruit cake…

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    philwinn  10 months ago

    Funny

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago

    “You call that a living?”

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    prrdh  10 months ago

    A tardigrade tun would work, too.

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    holdenrex  10 months ago

    I recall when genies had a color that ranged somewhere along the spectrum of natural human skin color. Along came Disney and now they’re all blue.

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    jsimpso1  10 months ago

    Yawn, Nothing like mining urban legends for humor. 45 days is hardly “forever”.

    tastecooking.COM/twinkies-really-last-FOREVER/

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    Kieth Richards body is already taken.

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    marilynnbyerly  10 months ago

    Jay Leno had a joke about the creator of Twinkies. He died years ago, but no one could tell.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Well, they helped me make it to 80.

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    s.gottlieb  10 months ago

    The origin of Twinkie the Kid!

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    So Twinkies will last forever, not just because of the preservatives, but because nobody eats them anymore.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Stupid genie….LOL!

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    and his wish was granted in the twinkie of an eye…

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    comicalUser  10 months ago

    A silly, perpetuated myth, for some reason. It is a baked good and does indeed go bad.

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