Turn him into a spore. According to Wikipedia, “…spores from salt deposits in New Mexico have been revived after 250 million years…” (https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms).
Hopefully he figures out how to get off the planet before all life becomes extinct in 250 million years or enveloped by our sun turned red giant in 7 billion years
BigBoy 10 months ago
Only a Genie outlives a Twinkie
rekam Premium Member 10 months ago
Be careful what you wish for.
ronaldspence 10 months ago
as a bonus, you get cream filling! At least Twinkies aren’t banana flavored any more…
FreyjaRN Premium Member 10 months ago
With immortality, you want health and youth to be permanent as well.
Binky 10 months ago
Too funny
PaulLeckner 10 months ago
It’s true!
ekke 10 months ago
He may have already been a twinkie; the genie was just given an obvious solution!
Ubintold 10 months ago
He could have turned him into fruitcake. They hang around a pretty long time.
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Amerind saying, “Only the rocks live forever.”
lopaka 10 months ago
He won’t last long if RJ gets hold of him
bigger Nate 10 months ago
I thought he was going to turn him into Keith Richards
nosirrom 10 months ago
In 2,000 years he’ll have quite a comedy act.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
Turn him into a spore. According to Wikipedia, “…spores from salt deposits in New Mexico have been revived after 250 million years…” (https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms).
markkahler52 10 months ago
Now put him in an embarrassing video and post it. Eternity GUARANTEED!!
iggyman 10 months ago
Wow, that takes the cake!
Kilrwat Premium Member 10 months ago
There’s always a catch!
Hoosier Guy 10 months ago
“People want to live forever, but then they complain about boredom about nothing to do on a rainy Saturday afternoon.”
oakie817 10 months ago
Twinkies used to be delicious
My First Premium Member 10 months ago
Or a cockroach. They can even survive a nuclear bomb.
morningglory73 Premium Member 10 months ago
So-o-o-o Twinkies last forever? Are they real food?
Doug K 10 months ago
“Live”
fjc007 10 months ago
The genie could also have turned him into a McDonald’s french fry.
Amra Leo 10 months ago
And there ya go…
lv2sew 10 months ago
James Dewar invented the Twinkie. Had to look it up.
uniquename 10 months ago
“I ate a twenty year-old Twinkie!”
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=KaMKia2ZMGY
oish 10 months ago
Hopefully he figures out how to get off the planet before all life becomes extinct in 250 million years or enveloped by our sun turned red giant in 7 billion years
Chris 10 months ago
well… don’t be anywhere near someone who enjoys those or that forever thing is gonna end real quick… :g
wongo 10 months ago
Who the heck would want to live forever in this screwed up world?
ladykat 10 months ago
LOL!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 10 months ago
Very funny!
patlaborvi 10 months ago
“Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.”
jel354 10 months ago
FAME!!!
johnschutt 10 months ago
You will. The only question is, “Where?”
paranormal 10 months ago
Shoulda been a fruit cake…
philwinn 10 months ago
Funny
Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago
“You call that a living?”
prrdh 10 months ago
A tardigrade tun would work, too.
holdenrex 10 months ago
I recall when genies had a color that ranged somewhere along the spectrum of natural human skin color. Along came Disney and now they’re all blue.
jsimpso1 10 months ago
Yawn, Nothing like mining urban legends for humor. 45 days is hardly “forever”.
tastecooking.COM/twinkies-really-last-FOREVER/
Lablubber 10 months ago
Kieth Richards body is already taken.
marilynnbyerly 10 months ago
Jay Leno had a joke about the creator of Twinkies. He died years ago, but no one could tell.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Well, they helped me make it to 80.
s.gottlieb 10 months ago
The origin of Twinkie the Kid!
Bilan 10 months ago
So Twinkies will last forever, not just because of the preservatives, but because nobody eats them anymore.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Stupid genie….LOL!
gopher gofer 10 months ago
and his wish was granted in the twinkie of an eye…
comicalUser 10 months ago
A silly, perpetuated myth, for some reason. It is a baked good and does indeed go bad.