Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 28, 2024

ohhhhhh yeaaah

Especially my monthly Sakuraco box. Yum!

My favorite texts are the shipping notifications and photos and videos of my one year old great-grand-niece. It’s been 44 years since my youngest was that little … I don’t remember either of my two being so outgoing. She loves the camera.

Or “Your ship has been ordered.”

Whenever I get a notice like that in my email, when I check the tracking, it always says shipping label generated. To me, if it hasn’t left your building or shipping dock, it hasn’t been shipped!

Or, your payment is overdue.

I ship my pants

I’m with you Sister

….not as good as “delivered”!!!!!

I like “your payment has posted.”

I like it when it says “Your Order Has Shipped FREE!”…

When I go to Amazon, it’s almost always because there is something specific I’m looking for, but the other day, I decided to just “browse”, so, without thinking, I did a search on “Adult Toys”. That was not what I was looking for. As I was trying a different search term, I saw a “related” search, “Men’s Gadgets”, I believe it was. What I found shows that we are definitely in a different world today. I bought a “Flick-Knife”… From Amazon!

Me too!

Last week Acid drinking Aunty hated Amazon. Flip flop flip flop. Just like a woman in sheep clothing.

Shouldn’t that have read, your case of box wine has shipped.

Not cute to me, but practical and efficient — unlike some of the texts I get.

Are you a “Vine Voice” too?…

Yes, but I don’t like getting one that says that the order that was supposed to arrive the next day, hasn’t even been shipped, yet.

I hate getting the “Your item has been delivered” notice only to have my post office say “What package?”

I do too, about 2 weeks ago I ordered something from a company that I usually get stuff from and after I got my confirmation email I got another email saying that they are working with a new ordering system so it may take up to 7 days to ship my order, which they usually ship within 3 days, I was not especially happy about this but nothing I can do about it. Well, about 6 days after I ordered I got the “your order has been shipped” email with a delivery date of 3 days but I ended up getting it a day earlier so that worked out.