Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 01, 2024

What’s a flat stomach?

Men with flat stomachs probably have sold their souls to the devils.

I remember having one decades ago.

I can do a 3 point flop.

I might have had one in 5th grade…

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

who says that having a flat stomach is how god intended woman and man to look???

When I want a flat stomach I just lie down.

All women are blessed with flat stomachs. It’s just that many of them are hidden under mashed potatoes and ice cream.

I have a flat butt, does that count?

Never listen too nor take advice from a fool.

Don’t look …….Ethel!!!!!

I wouldn’t know, my belly isn’t flat.

I don’t know, we’re not on speaking terms.

Athletic

Oh, it’s fine up here, Aunty.