Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 22, 2024

Is Mittens in charge of the National Day’s Commission? If so, every day is a Cat Day – (fill in the blank).

I do use a litter box, but mine is filled with water, not catsand.

Says you? Pull the other leg. It has bells on.

I would like to plead the fifth.

Someone is in a mood. Too much sass and he might find the last empty box gone.