Why is he blurred like he was moving ?
Shoulda gone with the pear. Most of ‘em won’t run off on ya.
- A ninja sloth!
The paintbrush went to the doctor because of a stroke.
Michaelangelo told the ceiling, “I got you covered.”
The problem with painting living things is that sometimes they have too much life and they move faster than the painter can paint.
You need to be in a hide to hide so you can paint the hind’s hide……
Life the cereal…or the board game…or the old magazine?
I would imagine Audubon would do a quick sketch first and fill in the color later.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiippppppppp…..
Good choice……..success!!!!!
Ya need to invent the camera. . .don’t go through the tripod stage, just go straight to polaroid or cell phone. . .you could do that in a comic. . .
Life doesn’t seem to be in the mood.
colloquial (chiefly British, orig. R.A.F. slang). to go (also turn) pear-shaped: to go (badly) wrong, to go awry.
And, ironically, he was using runny paint… ☺
Still lifes run deep
Only a fool tries to take pictures of someone unzipped.
Thank you all for the fun painting jokes! :=D
But it’s a little blurry.
Sloths are cute
I tried painting a fruit bowl of bananas,but I paint so slow they went bad before I could finish.
Learn to paint faster or from memory.
BigBoy 7 months ago
Why is he blurred like he was moving ?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 7 months ago
Shoulda gone with the pear. Most of ‘em won’t run off on ya.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 7 months ago
- A ninja sloth!
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
The paintbrush went to the doctor because of a stroke.
littlejohn Premium Member 7 months ago
Michaelangelo told the ceiling, “I got you covered.”
Doug K 7 months ago
The problem with painting living things is that sometimes they have too much life and they move faster than the painter can paint.
incognito 7 months ago
You need to be in a hide to hide so you can paint the hind’s hide……
jagedlo 7 months ago
Life the cereal…or the board game…or the old magazine?
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
I would imagine Audubon would do a quick sketch first and fill in the color later.
rmercer Premium Member 7 months ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiippppppppp…..
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Good choice……..success!!!!!
1953Baby 7 months ago
Ya need to invent the camera. . .don’t go through the tripod stage, just go straight to polaroid or cell phone. . .you could do that in a comic. . .
rshive 7 months ago
Life doesn’t seem to be in the mood.
tony_n_jen2003 7 months ago
colloquial (chiefly British, orig. R.A.F. slang). to go (also turn) pear-shaped: to go (badly) wrong, to go awry.
ChessPirate 7 months ago
And, ironically, he was using runny paint… ☺
markkahler52 7 months ago
Still lifes run deep
zeexenon 7 months ago
Only a fool tries to take pictures of someone unzipped.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 7 months ago
Thank you all for the fun painting jokes! :=D
petermerck 7 months ago
But it’s a little blurry.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 7 months ago
Sloths are cute
1simplecat 7 months ago
I tried painting a fruit bowl of bananas,but I paint so slow they went bad before I could finish.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 7 months ago
Learn to paint faster or from memory.