Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2024

And, of course, they have phones and stores. Why wouldn’t they? LOL

I don’t normally make calls from bathroom stalls, but okay.

Ah, I see the Wizard has turned into an old fairy.

Figures.

Eh they is looking pretty advanced for medieval times.

In a Men’s room? Is that REALLY who you’re after? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Why would you call the Wizard of ID in your bathroom stall?

And the next ad will read “For a good time, read ’Wizard of Id” at GoComics.com"…

Usually written over a urinal.

Flush twice. Its a long way to the palace.

I’m sure it was a magical experience

I wonder what Wiz means by a “good time.” For me, it’s a night of board games.

What kind of a good time?

If you’re in here needing a wiz ….

You don’t see too much written on the walls of bathroom stalls anymore.

“For a good time, see Alice”. Oops, sorry — that’s supposed to be spelled : “For a good time, Cialis”

My apologies, Alice…

Wiz a little slow on what a good time is?

Celebrating perverse sex?

Must not have payed him very much!!!!!!

tRUMP’s publicist.

I’m not sure if that is a man or a woman talking to the Wizard. If it is a man, that changes things. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

The Wiz will conjure him up a succubae.

How do you call someone on a bathroom stall?