Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2024

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

He got his butt stuck?

What a lovely thought.

Wait, you poured boiling water on his…what????

Gonna lose some skin

Now, you need a (chamber) Pot-au-feu! Good potluck!

Frost on the pumpkin?

He was triple dog dared!!!

The royal chef has been slaving tooo long over a hot microwave oven!

He has THREE eyeballs on his face!

What do you call a chamber pot in Russia?

A poo-tin.

And his legs are too short to hover over it……..

Frozen Fink

You think The Fink would know better, but then again he’s the head Id-iot…

well, when you got to go…..

Nature wins again!!!!!

You made a seat for it? And from metal?

Yeah, get some glass in those windows.

Going to have some chapped cheeks.

If he cannot use the chamber pot…what CAN he use? Some castles did have a “toilet” that was just a hole that dropped right into the moat, hidden from view, but even that was cold in winter.

THANK GAWD fer indoor plumbing and heat. . .don’t EVER talk to me about the good old days. . .

The Fink does what the Fink wants. Sometimes a price is paid.

Ouch.

Does anyone have any idea or has heard anything about the classic Id? Is there anything posted on another site? Why can’t GC let us know what’sup?

What’s the alternative, pray tell? No wonder people didn’t live long back then.

Why does that guy have three eyes?

The word is that the castle has an electronically heated toilet seat. Unfortunately, no one has discovered electricity yet.

So the castle has no heat?

Winter campers tell me that if you cut out a large ring of styrofoam, that can be a toilet seat that doesn’t get cold.

Just hang out over the moat and let her rip, drip, or plop.