Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 10, 2024

Small: “Girth” defects. Large: Flunked La"maze" class.

Dave, before and after.

Looks like he’s doing well.

1. See if there’s a Homer Simpson donut in there, will ya… I have a craving!

2. DavePositioningSystem.

There should be lots of them “pointing” with their finger where Dave should go.

Small: Nice artwork depicting how they are in an alley with the guy walking on the sidewalk across the street. Large: Dave’s a man’s man!

Dave, you’re in the wrong place.

The inevitable evolution of the mobility scooter. Right turn on red allowed at the cubicle throughway crossings at the printer or coffee machine.

Reminds me of Jeremy driving a little car through the halls on “Top Gear”…

“A Man Ate Garbage-Picked Gas-Station Sushi. This Is What Happened To His Stomach.” — Chubbyemu (YouTube channel)

,,,and now Dave is out of gas.

Dude! It’s not junk food! It’s from the finest restaurants in the area! Let me know if you change your mind….

One question: How did this guy get past secutity? LOL

Small: You should try the dumpster behind the Italian restaurant.

Big: I’m sure there’s plenty of people telling him where to go.

Dave won’t even ask his GPS for directions.

He gave it up for Lent.

“Every restaurant is a drive-in restaurant if you’re determined enough”

And this is why Dave’s not here, man.

Caption 1 : Waist Management.

Caption 2: He auto know better.

Reminds me of an old tale about two winos thay found a dollar bill. They haven’t eat for a whole day so one of them suggest to spend 10 cents on bread and 90 cents on wine. The other wino ask him, why so much bread?

…but he’s happy to have what’s in that bottle!