Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 23, 2024

Don’t move. Wouldn’t want that stack of cats to fall over.

“Stacked cats?” This I gotta see.

“I spoiled them as kittens such that they are too fastidious to use their own tongues. But they must learn. Coughing up hairballs is déclassé’ in my social circle.”

Those moist owlettes can bite and scratch, be careful with them.

…I swear the lingo of the late 40’s is beyond me…

…roller skating…

…smoking under the bridge…

…submarine races…

…the Big bands died…

…because they tried to unionize…

…and were replaced by a bass & drums…

…just think of that …

…rebellious rock & roll…

…began by strike breakers…

…stack those cats, man…

… cry enough tears for a moist towelette…

…to get the booger off my finger…

…and they wouldn’t let them write Frog Applause on their airplanes…

…I dig it, man…

…that cat couldn’t play…

Miss Gulch was much happier after she ditched her beat-up old bicycle and bought a new car.

It’ll be thrown in for you, of course.

Might want to use that moist towelette on the countertops, where the cat has been stacking its butt.

…all the cats are crapped against you?! What, did you wear boxy glitter?!

Reduced headroom in automobiles in favour of a more streamline silhouette made a major contribution to the decrease seen in the wearing of any sort of chapeau or millinery over the last 70 years or so.

Once you have successfully herded your cats, you may then proceed to carefully stack them in alphabetical order.

Never throw your moist towelette in the toilet!

Keep your hands on the Wheel of Progress and don’t take your eyes off The Road to Perdition!

Cat stacking is an old Purrsian tradition.

have you seen a psych professional?

wet nap cat is getting fat

Hang in there, Muriel! Hang in there with your pretty new car and your pretty old hat.

A moist towelette will not clean a cat – I could have told you that… ouch ouch ouch…

If only they would get out of the car and leave room for me…that would be a puuuuurfect solution! But they insist on treats to get them remotly to move over! I often have big hissssssy fits when this happens so I end up screaming MEOW-VE OVER!

Don’t let the meowelette get you down.

I like that. I think I am going to adopt it as a saying.

Towel of power

Cat Stax

The Purrfect Puzzle

Stack up the cats! Select a challenge and then arrange all of the cats on the card so that they fit perfectly within the grid. The cats come in all shapes and sizes, so you’ll have to figure out how they precisely nestle together to solve each challenge. Paw your way through all 48 puzzles and consider yourself one clever cat!

Having all the cats stacked against you is not a pleasant experience.

No surrender. She dances much better without her pretty pink head, anyway.

Man, I miss those wing vent windows.

“I Am A Lineman for the Countys Down Power Lines.

Superbowls Have Power Offence against Defence Lineman.

Clothes Lines Too…

Wardrobe Malfunction…

Janet was both offensive and diffenceive.

A purrfect experience!

Speaking of stacked, I wonder if she is.

Stacked cats. I like that.