Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 02, 2024

BURN!

pot calling the kettle black…

Shabbat shalom.

And Happy Groundhog’s Day, Phil!!

You’re not paying attention are you Jack.

…And seeing two pots on the counter…..

BURN

That fizzy wine will sneak up on you

She was getting Guitar Bob in stereo. YIKES !!!

Jacks spot on. Two Andy’s. Nuff too make one stop bibbing.

On Wednesday’s The Wizard of Id, I mentioned that I am currently reading a book called “Haunted Arizona”. This book looks at accounts of supernatural incidents such as ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot and the Devil himself in Arizona.

One incident involving the Devil includes a passage which gives a good description of drunkenness:-

“It’s not that the Devil is against drunkards, far from it. Immoderate use of alcohol delights the Prince of Darkness, as he likes to be called. Drunkenness leads to much misery and misery delights the Devil. It’s just that the Devil has a daily quota to fill – a daily quota of d@mned souls to drag down to Hell. There is hell to pay if the quota is not filled.”

Andy….let’s spell it together: H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E!!

I’m sure Flo is doing just fine. Seeing double isn’t near as bad as having the room spinning. You could ask me how I know that, but that would be a stupid question.

Even more unnerving is seeing the empty pint glass in front of him. ACK!

Actually, it’s only fizzy wine if it comes from the Fizzy region of France.

Jack surely knows how to slap well….

I’m pretty sure Flo wasn’t so far gone as to fall in the canal though.

Our hero will accept a pint as an apology.

Jack gets his bit in.

Aha the bar keep got one over Andy………

Since Andy is often his own worst enemy, wouldn’t two of him cancel each other out?

Probably had a panic attack, and immediately tried to locate her purse.

you are asking for it Jack!!

Exactly. One Andy is bad enough!

I had Rosé wine on my 18th Birthday but didn’t overdo it. I’d rather wake up and remember the memories associated with my 18th instead of a banging hangover.

xxx

Just what the World needs. Two Andys. Man, talk about double trouble.

I’ll bet that scared her sober pretty quick.

February Jewish Identification Day…

Maybe she’ll become a useless drunk, too!