Lola by Todd Clark for February 12, 2024

Or named him Tick….

Or called him”Butt”.

I read about a mom to be whose last name was Monk and her husband wanted to name their baby (if it was a boy) Chip. It’s funny as a joke but for heaven’s sake, don’t do it!

Saw a presentation by Chip Monck at the University of Washington about his lighting scenarios for Woodstock and The Rolling Stones.

And you could name your daughter Dee.

I read about a guy whose last name was Christmas. He married a woman named Mary. They had a daughter who married a guy named White.

Had a very pessimistic technician who a fault in every new idea. His nickname was “Yeah, but.” Guess his full name was Yeah-but Tocks.

Cecil doesn’t give a tick.

Lola, you should know by now that Cecil doesn’t take ’don’t’ for an answer.

I worked with a guy named Richard Head.

Well Cecil, since your last name is Schmuck, did you name your daughter Ima?

and then if Beau grew up to be a plastic surgeon…..

The worst I knew was when the Assalone family named their daughter Lima. Of course, I also knew Dusty Rhodes in high school. Her younger brother was Rocky.

William P. “Bill” Lear, founder of Learjet and inventor of a ton of stuff, named one of his daughters Shanda.

Yes, don’t let him finish that sentence.