Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 27, 2024

Only when they eat his kites.

The tree probably tasted good for Charlie Brown

The tree ratted Charlie Brown out.

When the urge strikes me.

Bite a tree?“Notching involves cutting a deep ring through the bark and a half-inch or more into the sapwood, completely encircling a tree. This method will halt the flow of nutrients and water from the roots to the crown of the tree and will kill the tree quickly.” (WWW so it must be true) CB wanted to kill the tree (OMG).

His bark is worse for his bite!

The plot thickens

What about termites woodpeckers and beavers?

She’s got a point. Any relative that is into biting trees needs to monitored very closely.

Just something to ponder, where would the Environmental Protection Agency get their paper to make a letter warning people to stop taking bites out of trees? Leave them trees alone, I say!

Make paper out of parchment from deer hide or leather.

He did leave quite a tell-tale dental print in that tree. But everyone knew the culprit from the beginning

Oh, my! First attempted ecocide and now reading someone else’s mail?! The Browns is a family of criminals!!

Isn’t opening someone else’s mail illegal?

Sally Brown…felon.

Now comes the trouble…

Bet the letter is from a tree hugger.

Who gave the E.P.A. jurisdiction?

The Kite Eating Tree has some major connections.

So, the EPA, in an effort to address tree biting, is contributing to cutting of trees to make paper to mail to kids who bite trees?

Just in case anyone forgot CB’s actions…https://www.gocomics(dot)com/peanuts/2024/02/23

I bet CB likes toothpicks, the wooden ones.

How could I big brother? You’ve never GOTTEN any mail before.

Nice deflection, little girl.

You may have a bright future in politics. Or at least of being clueless on social media.

Yes and no.

That letter is on paper which is dead tree

Both valid questions

I hope he flossed. It would be ironic to pick out the splinters with a toothpick!

Sounds like Charlie Brown is gonna need the World Famous Attorney.

HOW DARE YOU?!? – there goes your carbon footprint Charlie Brown. Hope you are ready for the “carbon tax” Oh how Schulze would love today’s screwed-up views of “life on the planet” – if you’re not sure – trees remove carbon from the air at night. by “killing” a tree, you might keep more carbon in the atmosphere. So if you wish to be carbon worry-free for your lifetime plant lots of trees. js✍(◔◡◔)

why do females always answer a question with a question?

When I bite a tree, it is usually with the business end of a chain saw…

PanelOne—-a new angle for a kid watching TV.

Your brother also ruins pencils in the sharpener while watching the little girl with red hair

“It was Aspen for it…”

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Apples and oranges, Sally!

1977. If this had been during the Reagan administration, it would have been an invitation to the State of the Union address.

The tree couldn’t talk, so they used dental records.

Charlie should be careful kite flying now, tree will be very revengeful, worst than before.

Turns out kite-eating trees are a protected species.

Maybe the tree hurt charlie brown

One violation of the law at a time, people.

Oh great now my furniture can sue me

Do cherry trees taste like cherry?

Are crabapple trees crabbier than Lucy?

Maybe he was taking lessons from Euell Gibbons