My older daughter came back home for Spring Break on Friday. This coming Friday her younger sister is coming home, but the older one is going back on that Sunday.
Does she also put butter/margarine on the sandwich (yellow tub)? Having a landline/VOIP means you can have a phone in every room/have multiple people on the line/speaker phone if you are on hold for an hour+.
Elizabeth just hauls off and punches Mike every time he does something to make her angry. Fortunately for Mike, everyone knows that girls can’t hurt boys, no matter how hard they hit, plus female-on-male violence is hilarious!!
Punching someone in the gut is funny. Stealing a sandwich is forgivable, just like the Patterson kids stealing cash from Elly’s purse and John’s wallet.
So… to make this a “teachable moment” for our "college boy – was that a case of inductive or deductive logic that led to his “lights” being punched out?
Lizzie, don’t act your mother! Punching Mike in the stomach was way too mean for a simple prank. Besides, you’ve done far worse, like using his toothbrush on Farley!
catchup 9 months ago
And with that, m’lud, I conclude the case for the prosecution.
Asharah 9 months ago
Look who’s back for spring break!
snsurone76 9 months ago
I hate it when Elizabeth makes that ugly face—she looks too much like her mother!!
French Persons Premium Member 9 months ago
You don’t ever, ever, ever, mess with someone else’s food… or woodpile.
MichaelAxelFleming 9 months ago
Familiar pattern here: Put yourself in harm’s way and then be surprised when harm comes to you.
Fetzee 9 months ago
That is a human interest story Mike can write about
littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago
I’ve heard of the “Tell Tale Heart”. But the ’Tell Tale Peanut-butter breath?
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Busted Michael! By your peanut butter breath!
Wren Fahel 9 months ago
My older daughter came back home for Spring Break on Friday. This coming Friday her younger sister is coming home, but the older one is going back on that Sunday.
'IndyMan' 9 months ago
My………how she ‘grown’ in the time Michael has been gone—ready to take on ‘her big brother’ over a peanut butter sandwich !! ! ! !
duggersd Premium Member 9 months ago
Who has a landline anymore? Yeah, I know. She started over with the strip, but I would think she could update the storylines.
Gen.Flashman 9 months ago
Does she also put butter/margarine on the sandwich (yellow tub)? Having a landline/VOIP means you can have a phone in every room/have multiple people on the line/speaker phone if you are on hold for an hour+.
ladykat 9 months ago
Not cool to steal your sister’s sandwich, Mike!
cranefriend 9 months ago
I like the Christmas decorations that haven’t been put away, and that blobby cowboy clown…thing next to them.
g04922 9 months ago
Hehe… I know Liz does miss Mike.
paranormal 9 months ago
I thought the dog got it. My sister was sitting and let her plate get a little too low. One of the pieces of chicken was snatched by the dog.
howtheduck 9 months ago
Elizabeth just hauls off and punches Mike every time he does something to make her angry. Fortunately for Mike, everyone knows that girls can’t hurt boys, no matter how hard they hit, plus female-on-male violence is hilarious!!
donwestonmysteries 9 months ago
Aggh. Dog breath.
oish 9 months ago
So what’s in the yellow tub? I can’t believe it’s not Peanut-butter?
kamoolah 9 months ago
Punching someone in the gut is funny. Stealing a sandwich is forgivable, just like the Patterson kids stealing cash from Elly’s purse and John’s wallet.
JudithStocker Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s right, Liz. Get to the source before blaming anyone (pets included, of course) by examining the evidence first. It leads right to Mike!
wellis1947 Premium Member 9 months ago
So… to make this a “teachable moment” for our "college boy – was that a case of inductive or deductive logic that led to his “lights” being punched out?
rebelstrike0 9 months ago
Michael’s not playing with a full deck. How hard is it for him to make his own sandwich?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
Elizabeth cannot use that tactic which is reserved exclusively by mothers! Just ask Marie Barone (Everyone Loves Raymond).
John Jorgensen 9 months ago
What’s Mike doing here?
Palani56 9 months ago
Old strip, who has a corded phone nowadays.
HodgeElmwood 9 months ago
I see the peanut butter jar, but what’s other container?? Please don’t tell me she puts butter or margarine on her peanut butter sandwiches!
CoreyTaylor1 9 months ago
Lizzie, don’t act your mother! Punching Mike in the stomach was way too mean for a simple prank. Besides, you’ve done far worse, like using his toothbrush on Farley!
Argythree 9 months ago
What’s wrong with Mike making his own sandwich?