Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 26, 2024

“I recommend wooden teeth for your dental problem.”

At least he’s taking medical advice from someone who’s honest.

Would George lie to you?

George Knows, "Tart cherries are a rich source of antioxidants. "

LOL!

Yes, this one made me laugh out loud! And, yes, kinda scary!

That’s one scam that’s immediately gonna fall apart on you, Hawthorne. Because one, George Washington has been dead for centuries, and two, nobody’s gonna believe that he’s gone into doing medical practices.

They really should be suspicious about that advice. After all, George Washington has been dead for a long time.

Chuckle.

Does it involve leeches and bleeding?

If he’d used the new google AI, George would be black.

“Take care of your teeth and your teeth will take care of you.”

His medical advisor did not do him well.

“What fools these mortals be.” – P.T. Barnum

Aaand Hawethorne sinks ever lower….

Sounds legit …