Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 03, 2024

Flipper has turned into Flopper.

We’re just dull fins and no longer have any porpoise.

End dolphin endorphins

Too bad. You’re not otters, or you would still be frolicking.

Frolic got old.

Perhaps an occasional FRENZY at dinner time will suffice.

Eat more krill. Less filling. Won’t weigh you down.

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

Middle age happened.

Wait a minute, that was Puff the Magic Dragon.

The dolphins seemed to have jumped the shark.

He’s forgotten his bucket list includes swimming with a middle aged couple from Long Island.

… might help if you get back in the water…worth a try, anyway!

I hurt myself reading that caption.

What’s that on her nose? Looks like 3 teeth, but it can’t be.

“Hey Louise”

Woman says, “Let’s run upstairs and frolic”. Husband says, “I can run upstairs, or I can frolic. I can’t do both.”