Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 07, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    Ai-yi-yi!!!!!

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    Jeff0811  9 months ago

    I like Ralph’s use of the royal “we”. And when we’re done vacuuming, WE can clean out the garage.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 9 months ago

    Priceless Wally!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    I have one of those, Takes me more time to get everything of it’s way than do just do it myslf

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    xaingo  9 months ago

    Reminds me of Goldfinger. Robo-vac instead of a laser.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 9 months ago

    Why isn’t vacuum spelled vacuuuuuuuum if the noise it makes is spelled with all those rrrrrrrrrs?

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    win.45mag  9 months ago

    Wally The Living Vacuum looks concerned.

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    I can see a strategic use for those things…

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    Stocky One  9 months ago

    Extrapolating the direction in which that thing is going, I can understand why Ralph looks terrified!

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    daijoboo Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s Wally’s job!

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    “What was the cause of death? He was roombaed to death!”

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    david_42  9 months ago

    Got rid of our robovac. It spent most of its time stuck under furniture.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    LMAO!……that’s one way to get him off the couch!

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    jango  9 months ago

    Maybe Ralph’s crotch will get caught in the gears!

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member 9 months ago

    The worst thing about eating chips while lying down is that you get crumbs in your ears

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    Knucklehead  9 months ago

    We need one more frame on this one…

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 9 months ago

    She showed you, Ralph! But seriously, that would be kind of dangerous in real life!

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    BlueKnight25  9 months ago

    She’s sending something with beaters and suction is toward his lap…. She’s a bit kinky.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    Relax Ralph, you may actually enjoy this.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    Hay crumba!

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    PAR85  9 months ago

    I can understand his expression given where the vacuum is headed.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  9 months ago

    Or let Wally eat the crumbs like a always does.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 7 months ago

    That could tickle

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    Jaythor  6 months ago

    God, she is a horrible person. That’s a grown man- go take care of your children.

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