Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 09, 2024

It’s a conspiracy! Somebody’s turned up the gravity.

That scale is rigged

That must be a heavy towel.

One at a time, please

Typical. Doesn’t believe what’s right before his eyes.

Drop the towel and try again.

Another broflake who won’t believe reality. “It’s supposed to say 215 pounds, not 279!”

This is somebody else’s weight, not mine.

I hear Big Macs are non-carb.

The resemblance to Mike Johnson is uncanny.

Some times you have to calibrate the news.

Butt weight, there’s more!!

Reminds me of a comic that a coworker had inside her cube. It was of a lady holding a cat, and said something to the effect of “scale says 190 pounds but I was holding my cat – I must have a 100 pound cat.”

I was indignant when the MA measured my height. At 74 I’ve shrunk a bit! My scale lies too.

Don’t you hate it when your scale switches over to metric and your heart skips a beat when you read the number?

remember it’s @ before # except after $