The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for February 06, 2010

I can barely read Academia Waltz with its normal print, you want me to read that?

I’ll take a shot.

Oh Aggies doest(?) these(?) number(?) too, That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks.. And that when your mother gave birth to you… She suffered from the pox…

But though you’ll think me tacky, I’ll suppose that it’s not rare, That far beneath your Grey khaki… Lies crotchless underwear.

So Aggies lest from grace you fall, We’ll concede this if you let us; Your shaven domes are heads afterall..

..Though only ones of lettuce..

There’s a couple of words in the first sentence I can’t figure out.

first line

“Oh Aggies dost thou wonder too”

thankyoudonnie, I saw it, said, “Ah, **!” & went directly to scroll, too.

It’s really hard to read, but I am fairly sure that it is “doest thou wonder”

Oh Aggies doest thou wonder too That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks And that when your mother gave birth to you She suffered from the pox

But though you’ll think me tacky I’ll suppose that it’s not rare That far beneath your army khaki Lies crotchless underwear

So Aggies lest from grace you fall We’ll concede this if you let us; Your shaven domes are heads after all Though only ones of lettuce.

I can only ever read this if I expand it and then I still have to struggle.

It’s frequently hard to read at the resolution this is done at, and the zoom stupidly just makes it bigger, rather than use a larger resolution version, which actually tends to make it even worse.

Perhaps I should just give up on trying to read this comic.