Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for June 19, 2024

Preheat oven to 450°

Mix sulphur, potassium, charcoal. Add diamonds to taste. Heat quickly with open flame. Serves one Gorn. (“Arena” was just on H&I the other night.)

Is there a recipe for split atom soup? :)

So we’re having the usual?

sounds like a homemade you-know-what!

Never try to cook from “The Anarchist Cookbook” (a banned book).

Is that how they invented the breakfast cereal Kaboom? (Anyone remember that one?)