My cell mate.
“How about the prison psychiatrist who declared me insane?”
Well, let’s see, there’s my mom, grandma, and oh yeah, the guard at the prison.
What if I adopt a cat? Can I list them as a reference?
No? Okay, I’ll adopt a human.
“How about my last two parole officers?”
I had a pen pal who was a parole officer. She said her job involved sitting in an office all day listening to people lie to her.
" It’s nice to see you completed your sentence. And with a period. Well done!"
Jim Unger
Cornelius Noodleman 4 months ago
My cell mate.
Captain Bars 4 months ago
“How about the prison psychiatrist who declared me insane?”
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Well, let’s see, there’s my mom, grandma, and oh yeah, the guard at the prison.
bluecat 4 months ago
What if I adopt a cat? Can I list them as a reference?
No? Okay, I’ll adopt a human.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
“How about my last two parole officers?”
I had a pen pal who was a parole officer. She said her job involved sitting in an office all day listening to people lie to her.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
" It’s nice to see you completed your sentence. And with a period. Well done!"