Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 25, 2024

Pens in banks are a thing of the past.

It just won’t stop following me!

Evil Roy Slade would have been halfway down the street before the guy could get to the door.

It’s sad they have to resort to tying the pen down to stop it being stolen and having to constantly replace it.

Thought bubble: hmm, which should I say?

a) Are you sure it is yours?

b) I thought they were free.

Just teller it was a mistake.

How can you prove it’s yours?

You have my money. I think we’re even.

Wow, he doesn’t know his own strength.

Would hate to see him at self-service gas pumps.

“The sign said ‘free pens’, so I took this one.”