Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 30, 2024

It means, keep doing what you are doing. So you’re fine.

It means, call the fire department.

It means you have to use Asbestos brand paper.

It means stop, look both ways, then proceed with caution!

It means the fire sprinklers are about to go off and if you’re still standing there you’re going to get wet.

You’re an idiot

Unsafe to land your aircraft here.

Countdown – 10 seconds to self-destruct.

Office jerk……

“Out of toner” :)

It needed a break.

It means someone’s lard @r$e broke the copier when they sat on the glass!

Probably just means to slow down on the copying, you’re burning it up.

an’ the yellow flames and sparks… is that bad??

Might not be broke. Might be Mr. Phelps’s copier self destructing.

It’s just H.P.’s latest method of making you buy their toner.

Abort mission!

paper jam

Empty hole punch tray