So, every time this guy farted, it sounded like “HONDA!” He went to the doctor, but the doctor told him to see a dentist and have his abscessed tooth removed. Sure enough, after the tooth was removed, his fart went back to sounding like a normal fart. He asked the doctor how he had known that he had to have an abscessed tooth removed. The doctor said, “It’s a well known condition. Abscess makes the fart go ‘HONDA!’”
BasilBruce 11 months ago
Jeff should refuse to pay his medical bills; if the docs don’t like it, they can give him back his teeth, tonsils, and appendix.
Uncle Kenny 11 months ago
So, every time this guy farted, it sounded like “HONDA!” He went to the doctor, but the doctor told him to see a dentist and have his abscessed tooth removed. Sure enough, after the tooth was removed, his fart went back to sounding like a normal fart. He asked the doctor how he had known that he had to have an abscessed tooth removed. The doctor said, “It’s a well known condition. Abscess makes the fart go ‘HONDA!’”
Little Caesar 11 months ago
Reminds me of the story about the guy who found out he was wearing underwear that was too small for him.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
Double hat launch. DOUBLE HAT LAUNCH.
brklnbern 11 months ago
Jeff seems pretty sanguine for a guy who went through all that surgery for naught.
The Gun Doctor 8 months ago
You have to ask the right people.