So, every time this guy farted, it sounded like “HONDA!” He went to the doctor, but the doctor told him to see a dentist and have his abscessed tooth removed. Sure enough, after the tooth was removed, his fart went back to sounding like a normal fart. He asked the doctor how he had known that he had to have an abscessed tooth removed. The doctor said, “It’s a well known condition. Abscess makes the fart go ‘HONDA!’”
BasilBruce 8 months ago
Jeff should refuse to pay his medical bills; if the docs don’t like it, they can give him back his teeth, tonsils, and appendix.
Uncle Kenny 8 months ago
So, every time this guy farted, it sounded like “HONDA!” He went to the doctor, but the doctor told him to see a dentist and have his abscessed tooth removed. Sure enough, after the tooth was removed, his fart went back to sounding like a normal fart. He asked the doctor how he had known that he had to have an abscessed tooth removed. The doctor said, “It’s a well known condition. Abscess makes the fart go ‘HONDA!’”
Little Caesar 8 months ago
Reminds me of the story about the guy who found out he was wearing underwear that was too small for him.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 8 months ago
Double hat launch. DOUBLE HAT LAUNCH.
brklnbern 8 months ago
Jeff seems pretty sanguine for a guy who went through all that surgery for naught.
The Gun Doctor 5 months ago
You have to ask the right people.