Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 09, 2024

ah thanks for elaborating that for a moment …………… punk

never trust a lawyer in a purple suit!

Does he actually believe that Andy has any money and will pay him?

Shabbat shalom to my fellow Jewish readers—and to non-Jews if they like.

At last a lawyer who tells the truth which is confirmed by the firm on the bag he works for

I went to a lawyer 2 days ago about making a will, in the conversation he brought up a picture on his phone of a McLarion F1 that he owns. Looked exactly like my C8 Corvette…I never mentioned my car! That wasn’t important…we won’t do business

In the states, we have ‘public defenders’… a lot of good if you’re charged with a crime you did not commit.

Find a new lawyer Andy.

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 2

And your missus. Them jailbird wives get lonely too.

What happened to “if you can’t afford a lawyer one will be appointed to you at no charge?”

He’s not going to enjoy any of those things defending Andy, who won’t be paying him anything. Do they have public defenders in England?

At least he’s straightforward about it. :-)

My wife works in a law firm and while there are indeed some good ethical lawyers, the stories she tells me about the other lawyers would make your jaw drop in spite of all the horror stories about them you have already heard.

long weekends at Jeffrey Epstein’s island resort.

Horace Rumpole would have had Andy out before we got to the second panel.

Santa Claus, a crooked lawyer, and an honest lawyer are walking down the street. There is a $20 bill line on the sidewalk. Which one picked it up?

The crooked lawyer, of course. The other two are figments of your imagination.

And with Andy, why WOULDN’T a lawyer think about money?? LOL!!

Honesty is the best policy.

Yep.

Everyone is entitled to the best legal representation they can afford – even if they have to go into deep debt to pay for it!

Only the very rich crooks can get away with not paying their high-class lawyers. ( You all know who I’m talking about! )

The Lawyer will be joining a long list of people who Andy owes money to. In his case it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.

Maybe Andy can con him into going down to the track and use Andy’s superior betting knowledge on the horses! ;-p

I love the hypocrisy about lawyers wanting to get paid for their work. Let he or she who works for free cast the first stone.

The lawyer’s firm’s name seems appropriate.

We call personal injury lawyers “Ambulance Chasers” here. What do they call them in the UK?

Never trust a lawyer in a purple suit.

He’s from the firm Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe

And there you have it…….

He cant even buy him a round:)

He stands as much chance getting money from Andy as he would from Trump.

Sports cars, massive houses, luxury vacations, political appointments, steering committees, rich btches…

Actual Law Degrees….