Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 14, 2024

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  4 months ago

    LoveHub

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    He was shafted.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Cupid, draw back your bow, and let your arrow go, straight to my baby’s…butt?

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Butt that wasn’t nice

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Getting all these text messages can be a real pain in the butt!

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    You act like today’s Valentine’s Day or something. By the way you’ve got something in your pocket.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 4 months ago

    Does Cupid work for DoorDash?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    He got the point!

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    Gina Carson  4 months ago

    Some people wear their heart on their sleeve…

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    EmmettWayne  4 months ago

    I get it and yet, I don’t.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    I think he already had proof.

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    Munch  4 months ago

    Love hurts.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Ouch!

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Naked Cherub in your house ? PREVERT!

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    Meg: Cute as a Button  4 months ago

    It is amazing how often Off the Mark is on the mark.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    How’d he do dat?

    ☺️❤️☺️❤️

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Click here to add 40% delivery service fee.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I gave up arrows in my butt for Lent.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    No, Cupid. Arrow in the heart, not the fart.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Hilarious! Bummergraham.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    App-y Valentine’s Day!!

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    That’s arrowneous.

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    cawingcrow  4 months ago

    So he’s in love with his cellphone now?

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    TIMH  4 months ago

    Some receive Cupid’s arrow of love. Me? I end up having to change his dirty diaper. Love hurts and it stinks.

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    KingDavidLane  4 months ago

    He ordered self-love for Valentine’s Day?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 4 months ago

    He ordered it for himself?

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