Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 14, 2024

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

No sex tonight, you’ll be entertaining Han Solo.

Has no keeds why Yoda.

Yo! Da joke was funny!

funny this is…

Yoda, into a gift more thought you must put.

I don’t think the force is going to save you this time Yoda!

“Out of chocolate covered swamp slugs, Dollar General was.”

So who’s she? Yodette?

Ewoks away feeling Solo he could crawl under a Hutt and die.

… and someone even the card Lent …!

( a real ash )

GROOOOAN!!!…..you better apologize, Dave!!…(and not just to Star Wars!!)

If she dumps him, Jedi Master bate.

Lady Lawyers Love Luke’s Flukes.

You can’t Force love

These are the puns that try men’s souls.

I like it! :)

Always being sticky, the chocolate is.

This is not the present she was looking for.