Close to Home by John McPherson for February 12, 2024

Talk about the dead man’s hand…

It’s from 2015, so I’m just gonna say sump’n funny and leave!

Sheboygan!

In the end, Death always wins. Prepare to be reaped Randy!

Tempus fugit. Memento mori.

Aces and eights?

Chess is the more classic way.

Randy is a contortionist?

I wouldn’t try it, Randy….he’s got your number already!

Read ’em and reap.

>In dearly departed Norm MacDonald’s voice< “YOU DARE TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME?!?

I’m thinkin’ I’d avoid playing cards (or anything for that matter!) with someone who’s carrying a large sickle!!

Cheating death.

You got to know when to fold ’em Randy.

Ha! I’m guessing Randy had nothing left to lose.

GREEN PLAID ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY DO A SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, except Dobie. I guess he already left. :)

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

Randy’s having trouble dealing with it.

You bet your life.

He’s about to have his chips cashed in.

Must have a death wish