Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 01, 2024

Bow-chigy-wow-wow! You worked him too hard, girl!

Just the way he wanted it.

Iron Maiden has a song called, die with your boots on. He died with a ha** on, so I’m sure he died happy.

A momentous event.

Better than Facedown in a Snowbank !

I’ve heard some people die when they’re relaxed….☹️

He just didn’t have the heart for it.

Marvin’s wife: “We made love every Sunday morning to the sound of the church bells. In on the ding, out on the dong. He’d still be alive if it weren’t for that ice cream truck!”

I worked for a man who died that way. In Vegas,with his mistress. His widow inherited everything.

Nothing like “having a moment”!!…..the final one.

“I’m coming, Lord!”

It looks like he died happy.

I can think of worse ways to leave!

That’s the way I’d want to die, too…except that it would be a pretty nasty thing to do to the lady I’d be with.

Rigor mortis sets in, on the next episode of Deadwood.

And now she is a merry widow.

Sure took him long enough.