Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 16, 2024

That’s what’s important. Hopefully the Porch Pirates don’t know about it.

A true sign of the times.

Shiver me timbers!

Note the arrow/ups ratio. Looks about right. Next will be the clown who sells the ‘perfect pillow,’ and who has started a competitive run at Amazon and Temu. He’s a buddy of Buttercup, the ex-pres/criminal on trial, and all around bratwurst.

Our house is at the end of a 280 foot driveway. There is a hump at the end by the street and then it goes downhill from there. You can see our roof from the street. Additionally, our property is surrounded by water on three sides. There is only one way in and one way out. Porch pirates (and other thieves) are the least of our worries.

I’ll take it!

And it looks like you can set up security cameras to catch the porch pirates in action.

My DIL’s dream house!

That is so 2024.

And a long driveway to discourage porch pirates.

And even better selling point is they won’t have a problem with porch pirates.