Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 13, 2024

These guys should remember that what CGI can give them, it can take away, leading to prison time for treason by these Trump lovers!

Listen to Randall, guys

I vacationed in the Bahamas twice.

When you don’t want to be heard saying what you want to say, you instead say it in an ambiguous way. All the while having expectations your intent will be understood by those like minded, and you will have done it all with care to not exposing yourself to any possible later blowback.

Zippy the Pinhead is doing a crossover?

I’m really starting to like Randall.

Unbeknownst to these goons, Randall is actually Rip in disguise having infiltrated their group to learn what their nefarious plans are.

Shut up, Randall!

KA-CONSPIRES!

Make Rip Haywire go away? Yeah right, not gonna happen.

“Shut up, Randall!” Not as catchy as “Sod off, Baldrick,” but not bad.

So who is this guy who is trying to out Randall? They are wearing masks for a reason, so using his name is a betrayal.

Rip Haywire Revenge Squad? Villains, or, jealous government agency types?

I think I got it! These are the guys who tried to make Rip go undercover as a bad guy, and they’re trying to get even by making him look ‘unreliable’. I suspect Dr. Pain and Dutch know about this and, depending on where they take him, might have planned this.