Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 14, 2024

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    I gotta agree with Grimmy

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    Al Fresco, the Librarian  10 months ago

    No brainer there, unless you’re a Zombie Tik Tok aficionado.

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    The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago

    The dead one would be easier to eat.

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    Ubintold  10 months ago

    Because the living one would give you food?

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    zzeek  10 months ago

    There’ll be no argument over who gets the last slice of pizza with a dead one. So there’s that.

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    Elmer6  10 months ago

    I’ve seen this joke somewhere before.

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    Diat60  10 months ago

    Well duh.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

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    wirepunchr  10 months ago

    “I don’t want to see dead people.”

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    CaveCat87  10 months ago

    Perhaps you should have been more specific about that, Ralph.

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    preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago

    I might like to have dinner with Rev.Martin Luther King. I’d ask him what was his connection with Gene Roddenberry.

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    Al Fresco, the Librarian  10 months ago

    Kind of like choosing whether to have lunch with Trump or Biden.

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    IT Sauzeech  10 months ago

    Learn to accept that people need to pass gas.

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    bwswolf  10 months ago

    Good point …… Grimm …… ;)

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Excellent answer. I’m going to use that one.

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    StephenRice  10 months ago

    The dead guy wouldn’t monopolize the conversation or filch my food. In fact, if the food was any good, I could have seconds. And of course I’d let him pay.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago

    Grimm literally made his choice.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    Thank you for stating the obvious.

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    Are2Dee2  3 months ago

    LOLOL

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