Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 15, 2024

But don’t tell your GPS………

Considering the way you can get sent off to hell and gone by it sometimes, I agree.

Four, and you’re back where you started.

Just like an eye for an eye has never been justice. Only revenge.

thought it was three rights to make one left

What’s left after that?

That’s an album by Relient K.

I used to say, “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left” when I was a bicycle commuter, thinking of certain busy intersections without dedicated left turn signals.

Good one, Grimmy.

Like how you put two and two together.

and one more and you’re right back where you started

Only if you’re turning at a 90 degree right angle each time. When there’s just a little left, nothing goes right.

HEY! You stole my line. I’ve been saying that for YEARS.

Oof! I had to ponder this a moment…

I think I have that t-shirt.

I remember ‘The Far Side’ cartoon where some scientists figured out how many wrongs would make a right.