Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 17, 2024

Apparently Breaking Cat News’ Woman gets around.

And they’re all hole wheat.

Pshht. Everybody knows the four major food groups are sugar, fat, coffee and alcohol.

Live long and prosper….or live short and indulge.

Phil, the ultra modern!

No dairy. He needs a cream filled.

And that is why the donut people went extinct.

I thought it was “Beef, Pork, Chicken, and Other”.

Me thoughts Pam donut want to sit with that guy.

Clearly none of those is a jelly donut; filled donuts are never…well, donut-shaped.

And cinnamon-sugar, and sprinkles, and maple-frosted …

For breakfast he had a bowl of cigarettes and a cup of coffee

The four male food groups are red, fried, meat, and beer.

What about the strawberry and vanilla?

Strawberry Glazed – Fruit; Milk Chocolate – Dairy; Dough – Grain; Bear-claw – Protein… ☺

Before he met me, my husband thought the four food groups were hamburgers, hot dogs, beer and chips. Happy trails!

Cliffs headed for the three main types of heart attack.

He forgot “cider”.

Life Is For Living. You can lose weight when you’re dead.

His food pyramid is a bit different.

Hey, you do your healthy, he’ll do his. By the way, how’s that caffeine addiction going.

Nutritionists donut advise eating like Cliff.

He’s going to die of malnutrition! He forgot cream filled!

Half-stolen from “Elf.”

People shouldn’t criticise what others eat. The most they should do is set whatever example they want to and let others make up their own minds.Wonder how those same people would react in the reverse position?