C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for February 28, 2024

I can’t remember the last time Monsieur Smokey or Mona reached the Sacre bleu! level.

Le gâcher est humain.

I guess it would be more surprising when you were French and then suddenly discovered you were Italian. (Or ABBA.)

don’t ask me what I think of you,I might not give the answer that you want me to,Oh well.

What colors go with the text?