Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 21, 2024

Slice & dice……

Samauri Plastic Surgeon. I miss John Belushi.

He must be an escapee from a “Hagar the Horrible” strip.

Asharah, took me a brief moment to realize the first word was a typo.

He could remove that wart on her nose in a microsecond!

Thanks, but none of my plastics are in need of surgery.

She is getting sentimental about some of those wrinkles.

Knowing Broomies’ luck, if he removed one wart she’d grow back two!

I saw some clips on tv where hairdressers worked like this guy and one cut hair with an ax.

Is he wearing roller skates? Is that what makes him speedy?

It reminds me of the old John Belushi “Samurai” skits on Saturday Night Live…

Ninja services….run Broomy!

Back in the 90’s I had my gall bladder removed by a doctor the staff called “Samauri Surgeon”. I know that because I was part of the staff, but it was a holiday week and he was the only one quickly available. So far, so good.

He probably does the delicate work with a Ginsu.

I think a nicely positioned facial scar could add a bit of interest and character.

Just a little off the top.

I’d turn around too, Broomie.

“Prices Slashed! Free Decap… er, Decaf!”

The Shogun Salon.

Yes. Walking away is the best choice.

Fastest surgery in the East or West. Some reassembly required.