Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 04, 2024

Dear sirs or madams;

I no longer wish to subscribe to your snow delivery service. Please cancel current warming to the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico.

Thank you,

Wisconsin Glacier, Esq.

All cancellation requests must be received in triplicate before the actual purchase occurs and/or the automatic lien takes effect. You might want to plan better next time. NEXT!

confetti cupcake

But your Oof order never went through (expired mebbid card).

Cancel? I can just bet you’re ordering from another Oof company ….who is it, we’ll beat their price no matter what!

I can bet it’s a Froglandia co. Wanna bet? ☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️

Oof

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TUNA OR CHICKEN PASS THE GAS THE DAY THE TUBA PLAYER DIED.

Here comes old Flat (p)oop..

Poof positive.

Motherhood was such a joy. And her toddler was a lot of fun. But Sally knew she had made a mistake in introducing her daughter to finger-paints while at the same time trying to toilet train her. Well, at least she knew now where those crayons had disappeared to.

thats gonna cost you ;+)

Does a “foO” cancel an “Oof” …?

That’s an Ooffer I can’t refuse.

All right, we’ll just take it off your croque madame and serve it to someone else.

Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

But I haven’t used it yet…

Every OOF canceled is replaced with…?

An oof is nothing to take lightly!