Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 12, 2024

mhm and they never will

the only thing Andy gets credit for is causing trouble

You tell him, Jack!

Or, better yet, have him permanently banned!!

In God we trust, everyone else pays in cash!

You deserved that Andy.

Customer is a s t r e t c h!

Jack needs this sign: "Please don’t ask for credit because having your throat torn out by a savage bird while a disembodied hand smashes your head against the bar often offends“.

Touché Jack

Andy’s credit counts for jack.

I understand Jack has a new credit manager by the name of Helen Wait….he can go to her if he needs credit.

TOUCHE’, Jack!

Not true. Andy visits every Pub within walking distance of his home. He has visited The Warm Welcome Inn, The Rose and Crown (I think this is Jack’s), and the Boilermakers and probably others that I cannot recall at this moment.

That’s true.

‘Fine whiner who ails me?’

Righto, chap!

In last panel look on Andy’s face says it ALL!

They must be having a grand old time down at the Jolly Riveters as Andy is at the Rose and Crown. He can’t be drinking at two places at the same time although he’d like to.

Yes they do.

Jack should post the sign friend of mine has in her bar. It reads.

We have an agreement with the bank.

They don’t sell drinks

Of course that sign is meant for other people, certainly not Andy.

ba dum tss

That’s what Andy gets after being a regular all these years. Typical.

Only joking. Spot on, Jack!

xxx

@Everyone

Tomorrow night I will be deactivating my Facebook account a few minutes before midnight all ready for Lent. This will be my 3rd time doing it. It’s actually one of my favourite times of year now.

In God We Trust. Andy Capp Pays Cash.

Jack has a point.

Now that strip deserves an award!

Andy he would not need the sign if you paid your bill

Now he just needs to get Andy to pay his outstanding tab.

Pity Andy’s friends don’t have that sign