In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 28, 2024

Seven. The gator took the ateth for him.

Heck of a place to put a golf course.

“Come closer and maybe I can help you to be able to ask him yourself.”

Let’s see, I ateth him on the ateth hole after ateth strokes.

step over here a little closer —I didn’t quite hear all you said

One.

who’s gonna sign the card?

Priorities.

Face-to-face with the gator, Mr. Donwood suffered multiple strokes.

I wasn’t really paying attention, I find the game boring. I’m just here for food.

Oh man…this one’s just too easy…

And his number of strokes matter because … ???? — LOLOL

Ate by a gator. That’s par for this course.