Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 17, 2024

Surgical lubricant?

Just give “him” a kick there.

I thought it was 50’s Bowery Boys’ speak

So he could be reset if another dog sniffs him. Now that’s a feedback loop!

I was thinking Three Stooges where Moe gives Curly a poke in the eye and Curly says “Ow, that hoit.”

“Soitenly!”

Just use a doubled paper towel.

Ask the yutes in the terlit by the gangway.

No Rabies, but a tetinous shot would be in order.

OFF switch – NOW!!