The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 14, 2024

Poor Wiberforce. Have you tried Hattie?

Like father like son.

Mom just did too.

Opened my bedroom door and mom and dad were in an embrace kissing each other. Didn’t stop them either.

Well, Wilburforce, you could do the ashes thing today.

Since you take after your parents, I can understand that.

Ah, the angst of my youth.

Mom always liked you best Wilberforce.

I think I had a similar conversation with my mom when I was his age…

Turned down like a bad song on the radio.

Wilberforce – Cue up Hurricane Hattie with a box of chocolates.

Story of my life!

Uh oh…first sign of a born loser………??

That acorn is not rolling too far from the tree.

OOh, Wilberforce…way to make your mother feel good.

A young Born Loser in the making? Don’t let the old battle axe around him.

I know my mom won’t turn me down… He’s got just as much of a chance as I do, minus thee uh, girls from his class… :}

He’s a “Chip” off the old Brutus Block!

It’s like the last kid picked for a team at recess

When I was your age, Wilbur, the blonde guys, like yourself, got all the girls. Your approach must be off.

Like Father, Like son. Both Born Losers

Wait a minute. Isn’t Mom turning him down too? That’s even a step beyond Dad’s loser-hood!

Mom’s will never say no and they will always be your Valentine……

Your time is coming, Wilberforce. Just be patient.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Born Loser Lovers!

i also tried that with mom, but she turned me down…