Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 06, 2024

Huh. Must be a lot going on in there that we can’t quite make out.

Baboonery. Typical Frog Applause lameness. Better than GOP douchebaggery though.

No it isn’t.

So . . . does it count as both a green, leafy vegetable, AND as a cruciferous vegetable, AND as a meat entree?

Are we talking about a breadless baboon sandwich employing cabbage leaves?

Are you sure the zoo director was okay with this?

Hey diddle diddle baboonery,

The fiddle was out of tunery,

As the cow jumped over the moonery,

’Til both the dish and spoonery,

Said “enough with this buffoonery”.

There’s too much tomfoolery and baboonery on FA! This strip’s beginning to reek of corn, beef, cabbage, and bananas!!

Baboonery only belongs in the house of baboons and apes alike!

When they’re given cabbage, they have their display of antics, throwing crap at visitors…along with their melodic accompaniment !

there’s cabbage in the jungle!!

Okay…well, thanks for the head’s up. We’ll be sure to give it a wide berth as we take our lettuce to the kangaroonery.

Three different cabbage dishes are being served today at the Bath Mat Factory Cafeteria®. We have Cabbage Patches, Skunk Cabbage Rolls, and Baboon Cabbage Banana Bombay.

Um, no. . .that’s the House of Representatives.

Interesting pile of scat …!

Could’ve sworn it was a brussel sprout baboonery.

It’s a monkey puzzle, the paws that refreshes. A Burpee Hybrid new for 2024.

Art History 101

oh was looking for joke

Poor cabbage. It don’t get no respect. Constantly tied to one degrading remark or another. Meanwhile, it grows silently in its patch of soil, minding its own business, growing to the size and mass of a bowling ball, never uttering a disparaging word, only later to sit quietly in your crisper, never complaining, remaining strong and intact for months on end. Oh sure, you will happily include it in your slaw to give your pulled pork sandwich some tang, crunch and bite; you will roll it’s wilted leaves around ground beef and onions to be slathered in tomatoe sauce and cheese; you will cram it in to a large vessel with salt and vinegar to let sit until it becomes the glorious sauerkraut to adorn your ballpark dogs with extra mustard; but do you ever utter one complimenting word on it’s behalf? No. You do not! So it’s only option left is to report loudly in defiance as it uses your bottom mouth to sing its’ song of glory. Every other group has had its moment. It is time for cabbages world wide to rise up with pride and gusto! It your time to shine and retort in all your glory! Cabbage! Cabbage! It’s our vegetable! It is totally acceptable and respectable! Make it into kraut and it’s great for your digestible! This has been a lame Froglandian PSA. We now return you to your regularly scheduled buffoonery.

Ya Ba Da Ba Boob Job

Ogres are complicated, like an onion. Or maybe a cabbage. Or The Monarch.

The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart

He loves colorful sautéed baboon butt on a bed of leafy vegetables

Oh….I was looking for the bamboonery and hoping for pandamonium.

By the bite … of the silvery baboon…