Yesterday I mentioned Chiggers. I’d had run-ins with them several times while I lived in NC. You can get them walking through a field or in the woods usually in an undisturbed area. They will get up under your socks, the cuff of your pants, or T-shirt. Once they are on you, they bore into the skin. I was told they were laying eggs, but I’m no entomologist . You can’t see them, but you are going to itch like ’ell for about a week. The only effective remedy that I know of is to cover the spots with nail polish.
When I was a kid in Iowa my friends and I would be rolling in the grass all summer long. Chigger bites galore! Skeeter bites, too! Most of us are still alive and well.
Imagine 7 months ago
Step away from the machine.
oldpine52 7 months ago
Yes, please turn it off!
WhatsTheJoke 7 months ago
And please put on a shirt!
Frankie5466 7 months ago
ahh Monty and his wondrous inventions!
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2015/09/20
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2017/06/09
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2003/09/19
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2012/06/18
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2003/11/21
https://www.gocomics.Com/monty/2002/04/01
Jayalexander 7 months ago
BY ALL MEANS!
A Common 'tator 7 months ago
Boxers are pants…
Ichabod Ferguson 7 months ago
Yeah, please!
Egrayjames 7 months ago
Yesterday I mentioned Chiggers. I’d had run-ins with them several times while I lived in NC. You can get them walking through a field or in the woods usually in an undisturbed area. They will get up under your socks, the cuff of your pants, or T-shirt. Once they are on you, they bore into the skin. I was told they were laying eggs, but I’m no entomologist . You can’t see them, but you are going to itch like ’ell for about a week. The only effective remedy that I know of is to cover the spots with nail polish.
markrunnj 7 months ago
It’s like the Biden-O-Matic before he was called out and caught for inappropriate scratching.
Redd Panda 7 months ago
Deja Vu….The Big Bang show, Howard has a one armed robot.
Know the rest?
ChessPirate 7 months ago
The Oscillation Depantsification…
caw Premium Member 7 months ago
Maybe it’ll scratch his butt for him. There’s a market for butt-scratchers!
oakie817 7 months ago
please!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
EB’s about to see the full Monty.
P51Strega 7 months ago
Batman ordered two for the Wayne manor bat poles.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Now it’s a wedgie-o-matic.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
My Sister brought Scabies home from her college dorm.They seem to love your warm dark places.
Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago
STOP THAT MACHINE!!!!
vick53 7 months ago
When I was a kid in Iowa my friends and I would be rolling in the grass all summer long. Chigger bites galore! Skeeter bites, too! Most of us are still alive and well.