Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 27, 2024

Oh. OH MY! OMG!!

isn’t it a miracle that you’re still alive, Agnes?

…a visual you will never shake, and please don’t share.

I do not want to picture that.

Wouldn’t the bacon fat lubricate the grill and prevent the bacon from sticking?

Now I will never shake the visual…egads!

The verbal part was probably pretty entertaining too.

Grandma never figured her ablutions would involve another person… (Much less Olive Oil and a Turkey Baster!) ⛑

Grandma really is a saint.

Probably learned a few new words, that will never show up on a vocabulary test, too.

Hilarious – and I love how you let us imagine it.

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

Agnes, as the old saying goes, “What has been seen can not be unseen.”

Some sins are self-correcting.

Translation: she ain’t going to do that again.

And yet another use for a turkey baster. Those things come in so handy.

Nor will I actually…..

I would have gone straight for the crow bar. But that’s me. :)

i’ll bet that if you google “me, olive oil, and a turkey baster” you’ll get some eye-opening results… ☺