Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 24, 2024

He’s just a neigh-sayer.

Better hoof it on over there to see what they really want.

Ah yes, horse, of course. You can just make out a slight Wyoming accent.

… so have the horse translate it for you.

Samuel Horse meets Mr Ed

It translates to: your stallion’s warranty is about to expire…

I can’t make those noises without getting hoarse, either.

So the neighs have it?

he’s planning to visit the dealer soon ‘cause he’s looking for a horse of a different color…