Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 07, 2024

You kidding me? I ripped my testikles off on one of those! The tenor position in the choir was a bonus though…

…that’s where I’m going for Valentine’s Day…

…Froglandia’s Great Frog Lodge…

…The Ka-Bang slide-they compare that to an emergency door popping off a jet airliner at 5,000 feet…

…and The Doppelganger…

…if a woman’s top comes completely off…

…the slide’s photograph is completely free…

…with a complimentary D-cup of soda pop…

…The Knutdrop Crasher slide cleans some people out so completely that they have to go visit the ATM…

…and ,now, The Twrilligig features free CPR!…

…the Wave pool is wacky…

…and the polar Express slide drops you into 32° water complete with ice cubes…

Be sure to keep your legs crossed. I speak from experience. urk

When I was a kid, there was my Slip ‘n’ Slide. Now, in Winter I have my driveway and any number of sidewalks. The former was fun for me, the latter fun for the neighbors to watch me. (I see them watching from behind their curtains!) :(

Pass. Doody on the waterslide ruins the experience.

A 2020s job for a 1950s comic strip character!

(actually, there was a water slide at Dogpatch USA – ahead of its time, I guess)

Never say to the water slide tester, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

They may be on duty, but their eye is on the clock.

For some, All you need is a sad thought to turn on the water works. It flows freely….no tester needed!

But then, a water slide tester, will always go down with no problem….landing into a pool of, what else…WATER!

It was the going up that always got me.

looks more like a cheap bracelet making party

Don’t be fooled. Floatation devices are for use on the kiddie slide only. Leave all personal belongings with the tester. Secure bailment guaranteed.

Testossers Wanted … inquire inslide …!

hazardous duty!

Water slide testers realize that they are on a long slippery slope to redundancy and sodden aspirations.

I’m diggin’ this composition, Teresa!

Very cool art, You know how to make a splash!

The Eye of Providence is a little red from the pool chemicals.

“Annuit Coeptis, little dudes! Cowabunga!”

. . . worst uber experience, ever . . .

Is there someone on dooty duty? Which is worse, all the chemicals or all the urine and chemicals? Back in the day, The Log Ride meant a ride at Knott’s Berry Farm.